chow dong

when a girl "chows" on your "dong," or in other words, a blow job. Also, the name of a great pornographic film.

"Hi, I'd like to order some CHOW DONG"

by Andrew Volrof August 26, 2009

double dong

(noun) This is a sex toy used by lesbians in pairs to enjoy a cock without having to deal with men.

What makes this sex toy popular is the fact that both women bask in the orgasm of each other. The more one tries, the better it feels for her and her partner. It's kinda mutual.

Other versions of this toy include squirters at each of the heads and vibrators.

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Lesbian 1: I miss cock.
Lesbian 2: I'm horny and I too miss cock and I hate men.
Lesbian 1 & 2 (together): LET'S USE A DOUBLE DONG!
(15 minutes later): *sighs of relief and orgasm*

by iocaoo February 28, 2009

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002

New York Hickery Dickery Dong

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.

James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.

by That one guy you like June 16, 2018

delong

Originates from greek mythology the titan Delongulous who had an extrenely large rooster or penis. Has a large dick.

Damn that man is a a Delong for sure!

He has Delongest dick in the land.

by WildCockSlayer June 20, 2014

dong-a-saurus rex

A man possessing a penis so large it causes internal bleeding, vaginal and anal lacerations, pelvic crushing, ruined sheets, shattered dreams of motherhood, and permently leaves a woman smiling funny.

Jenny: Do you know what blood-type Beth is?
Vicky: No, why?
Jenny: I heard Josh fed her the dong-a-saurus rex and now she needs a transfusion.

by pumpkin escobar October 23, 2005

DLing

Internet speak, lingo, or language. Short speak acronym speak for techs. DLing is the short term for Down Loading.

Hey buddy I'm DLing mp3's from napster, getting the new FireFox browser, and getting the movie I just purchased from iTunes on my broadband cable internet.

by jonfuntoo January 10, 2009