dishiness

a sassy or cheeky method of delivering the latest gossip.

"She aims for dishiness, but she just comes off as catty and desperate."

by Dishiness October 24, 2008

dipshit

The God given act of packing a fat chaw while taking an explosive shit. When spitting you must lift up the shaft off your meter long king kong dong, and spit inbetween your clappers and the toilet seat.

Hey ill brb i gotta go take a dipshit, i hope i dont spit on my ballsack!

by Weedledick6968 August 3, 2017

urban dishionary

When upon breaking up with someone, the person who is dumped goes on dictionary and makes fun of, or "dishes", the dumper in an effort to get revenge.

Mark: Boy, Tom sure is upset about Kelly dumping him.

Jacob: Yeah, you need to see the definition of Kelly Tom made. Thats some real urban dishionary at its best!

by lalalelepiquilt June 27, 2008

dipshit

name for someone who is a stupid asshole or they are just cocky jerks who thnk they know everything.

person1:"can you hand me a pen please"
dipshit:"who me?"
person1:"no the fucking wall...yes you dipshit"

student1:"whats 525/89?"
student2:"you are soo stupid, thats easy!"
student1:"look dipshit i didnt ask you and no one gives a shit if you can do math"

by ooklynnbray allsmay March 8, 2011

diskit

Diskit is h4xor jargon for putting something onto an external disk e.g. a CD, floppy or USB Key

It's a nobbit, I'll have to diskit

by Gausie January 31, 2005

Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Dipshit

Those who post definitions here in all lowercase and internet shorthand and have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

dupshits r ppl who r stuped

by The Almighty Rai-Rai December 2, 2003