Dildocracy

The government form in which the head dildocrat forces a society to his/her dickish ways.

Yeah, the Republic of Vachina is a total Dildocracy.

by solidejake November 3, 2010

dildogging

Making use of an aroused male dog's anatomy for sexual pleasure as if it were a dildo

";I've not seen Mary for a while."
"Probably won't be out tonight either, I heard her dildogging in her bedroom with her labradoor."

by B0b the Destroyer November 23, 2011

dildo

Cartman's Cat in South Park

Cartman: Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!!!
Carman's Mom: Then I know a certain little kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.

by Fonzeh July 27, 2004

Tim Dillon

A hilarious comedian hailing from Long Island, New York. Rising to internet fame through his appearances on podcasts such as the JRE, he is also known for his funny political commentary. He dabbles in conspiracy theories and has even said that he grew up watching Alex Jones, which is probably another factor that adds to his humor. While he is a comic with his own podcast dubbed "The Tim Dillon Show", he garners most of his wealth from his partnership with the Ralph Lauren apparel company, which makes Tim out to be only slightly racist. Lastly, Tim is also famous for conducting fake business, in which he uses his background in sales to trick realtors into deals which are too good to be true while on air.

Tim Dillon had a Netflix special, it was tremendous!

by navajojoe69 December 3, 2020

pink dildo

1. a women's "dick"

1. Reference in "Nardwuar vs. Cardi B" at 9:25 min
"I want to tell the people out there that thank you for supporting me. And if you don't, suck my dick and I know you think because I'm a women, I don't have a dick. BUT I have a pink dildo in my dresser" - Cardi B

by FATEYEBROWS June 27, 2018

Dildog

The usage of a dog's erect penis as a dildo, instead of letting the dog do his "natural" doggystyle thing with a human.
The penis is often bent backwards between the dog's legs and the "receiving end" ends up But to But with the dog..

Dildog is a cheap way of making porn movies, and does not involve any of the true passion associated with animalsex.

"Betty used the dog like a dildo, sticking it in her like a dildo and using her hand to move it."

by Mrdeath January 15, 2004

Dildoid

A person who posesses all of the characteristics of a dildo but none of the usefulness.

Colin Powell is sort of okay but Donald Rumsfeld is a real dildoid.

by SofaShark November 17, 2003