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Donkey Kong Barrel Throw

You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.

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Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up
by DonkeyKONG_69 October 16, 2010
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Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak
by ColdMike October 9, 2012
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Sloppy Donkey

The finest establishment with a liquor license in Central Ohio. An oasis of drunkness in a barren wilderness of sobriety.
Jay was loko schiavo christo brochachoed at Sloppy Donkey three days last week.
by jose6969696969 January 14, 2011
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swamp donkey

an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her
"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
by JJ413 October 16, 2016
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on like donkey kong

meaning something is about to go down that you're pumped up for.
(you're about to play Halo 3 online)
"alright niggas, it's on like donkey kong!!!"
by Chancellor Howard November 4, 2007
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talk the hind legs off a donkey

could talk for hours
My grandma could talk the hind legs off a donkey
by Michael D. R. February 6, 2007
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donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them
Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years
by Macktown July 15, 2018
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