erectile calestetics

See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.

He went to practice his erectile calestetics.

by Geno March 24, 2003

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coles

Slang for cigarettes or other tobacco based products

"Aye, can I get a pack of coles?"
"Can I bum a cole off you?"

by C-Snake4 January 26, 2018

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Los Cules • celeste • Celestial • celestine • celesbian • Cless • Celest • Celestia • Célestin • Celestina

Celeste

amazingly beautiful, one from heaven, angel-like. One That is truly amazing, Is Extremly beautiful and hot, has a kind heart, one who is known to bite alot, is often to be known as a very smart person and is a gift from god

These girls typically make amazing girlfriends and any guy would be lucky to have a Celeste.

guy one: howd you and celeste go last night, guy two: we got it on, guy one: is she good, guy two: man shes amazing

by iapd May 18, 2011

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Celeste

A sexy girl with an hour glass shape. She usually has big pink lips and brown hair with blue eyes. Shes very nice so don't be afraid to talk to her. Shes smart but shes not a geek. She dresses nice and looks good in anything! She loves sports and the perfect girl any guy would want!!

Damn did you see Celeste today?

Yeah she was so SEXY today!
Are you kidding? Shes always sexy. Cause shes a Celeste.

by Coolgurl12 May 13, 2011

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celesbians

Lesbians with celebrity status. Notables include Rosie O'Donnell,Anne Heche,Melissa Etheridge,Lily Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres,KD Lang,Jane Lynch,Wanda Sykes,Suze Orman,Cynthia Nixon,Meredith Baxter and Martina Navratilova

Rosie O'Donnell is probably the most outspoken of all the celesbians.

by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011

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celeste

celeste is the smartest cleverest most beautiful dazzling charming hilarious delightful irresistible enchanting vibrant gorgeous angelic girl to ever exist. we love u celeste.

“CELESTE IS HOT”
“i know right?”

by urcarmen July 3, 2021

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