The act of forcefully shoving a greasy fried chicken leg into a female's vagina for personal or mutual pleasure. Degree of pleasure directly correlates to the darkness of skin.
"While I was fucking Shaniqua in the ass, I gave her the country crammer and she squirted all over the place! Then we had dinner."
by Jeffrey Day January 30, 2007
Get the Country Crammer mug.a rich kid who often lives in a huge town or city. who listens to country music, owns a nice car or truck(often covered with mud and purchased by their parents), has all the camo accessories (from backpack to seat covers hence they can afford anything). never actually been to or lived on a farm. especially never done farm work. rarely drives on dirt roads on a regular basis. hates dirt under their finger nails, never even touched a cow or chicken, couldn't tell you what the broadside of is:P just a poser and an annoyance to those who know what real country is.
country wannabe: hey guys this weekend went muddin while listen' to the new toby keith album i got before it was released.
real country boy: your too rich to be country. ya'll shut it...
real country boy: your too rich to be country. ya'll shut it...
by realruralgurl December 4, 2011
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Someone who does xc and knows anything and everything about it. Obsessed with running. May or may not be an actual geek. A lot of self-proclaimed "cross country geeks" are actually popular.
by *The Boss* July 30, 2008
Get the cross country geek mug.Countrysexual can be used to describe someone who is sexually attracted to countries, be it the physical countries, Countryhumans, Countryballs, or the anime Hetalia. Countries have no factual genders, so this term gender neutral.
A: "Did you hear that C is countrysexual?"
B: "Oh, you mean they love countries?"
A: "Yeah, they're a huge fan of England from Hetalia!"
A: "C is countrysexual, they said so yesterday."
B: "Sorry, what's countrysexual?"
A: "Oh, C just likes countries on a non-platonic love level!"
B: "Oh, you mean they love countries?"
A: "Yeah, they're a huge fan of England from Hetalia!"
A: "C is countrysexual, they said so yesterday."
B: "Sorry, what's countrysexual?"
A: "Oh, C just likes countries on a non-platonic love level!"
by thatonecountrypsycho July 22, 2019
Get the Countrysexual mug.a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).
Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
by GoldTeefs September 9, 2006
Get the country blumpkin mug.Country Dark is the utter darkness one finds in a rural area, such as the corn fields and gravel roads of nebraska. Can be scary at times, due to the fact that there are no street lights, and it gets very, very dark. Making people who are not familar with it feel as if they are in a horror movie.
by lolinternet July 17, 2006
Get the country dark mug.It's basically Polandball, but with human bodys instead. Also hella gay. For some reason the Countryhumans community is primarily russian.
It is mostly known for animations and animations memes on youtube. If you search for countryhumans in youtube and you will find a lot. An also known place for Countryhumans is VK and Instagram. Don't try it on tumblr tho, you will be attacked by Social Justice Warriors.
The story behind Countryhumans is obviously real history. So everyhing that exists and/or has happend in real life is an imporatant aspect for Countryhumans.
It is mostly known for animations and animations memes on youtube. If you search for countryhumans in youtube and you will find a lot. An also known place for Countryhumans is VK and Instagram. Don't try it on tumblr tho, you will be attacked by Social Justice Warriors.
The story behind Countryhumans is obviously real history. So everyhing that exists and/or has happend in real life is an imporatant aspect for Countryhumans.
Person 1: When Third Reich broke the pact with USSR... THAT WAS SO SAD! I want them to be together. :(
Person 2: Wtf. On what kind of drugs are you?
Person 3: *sigh* It's a Countryhumans Fan...
Person 2: Wtf. On what kind of drugs are you?
Person 3: *sigh* It's a Countryhumans Fan...
by AteMyDog February 13, 2019
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