For my julie
“And if one day i wake up and see the ground are shaking,the sky are falling onto his knees,the orbit are collapsing and the stars are in a complete collision,I would still think about your well being first”
Collision of stars
Collision of stars
by Ketamzz August 29, 2023
Get the Collision of star mug.A 'Destiny Collision' is where two or more people meet after an accident has happened (fender bender) and then begin a friendship or relationship. Relationships can develop from a bad incident. It's a karma thing.
"Did you hear what happened to Chrissie? That guy, Nick, who she had a little fender bender with called her and asked her to coffee! Chrissie kind of likes him, too. If this works out, this is a 'destiny collision' for sure!
"Eric was rushing to get off of the elevator and he rammed into this girl who was waiting to get on the elevator. She lost her balance and fell down. He helped to pick her up and they locked eyes and that was it. They're going out on Friday. That was a 'destiny collision', man.
I got into it with this guy behind me at the DMV today. He was all over me about not standing back so far and to move up in line. Then we started laughing about it. Then we had a little flirt.... Now I know what a 'destiny collision' feels like.
"Eric was rushing to get off of the elevator and he rammed into this girl who was waiting to get on the elevator. She lost her balance and fell down. He helped to pick her up and they locked eyes and that was it. They're going out on Friday. That was a 'destiny collision', man.
I got into it with this guy behind me at the DMV today. He was all over me about not standing back so far and to move up in line. Then we started laughing about it. Then we had a little flirt.... Now I know what a 'destiny collision' feels like.
by KarmaKollision September 9, 2011
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When two females collide in the frontal area and their coochies collide. You may or may not feel a tingling sensation. But you sure do get a good giggle out of it!
by Bush1623 May 1, 2021
Get the Coochie Collision mug.Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.
Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"
Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"
(The conductor walks away, baffled)
Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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Dug: How am I a homosexual?
Davis:.....
Dug: Conclusionist.
2) Mark: Your cheating on me!
Julie: How am I cheating on you?
Mark: John comming over everyday?
Julie: He is my twin brother.
Mark:....
Julie: Conclusionist.
Dug: How am I a homosexual?
Davis:.....
Dug: Conclusionist.
2) Mark: Your cheating on me!
Julie: How am I cheating on you?
Mark: John comming over everyday?
Julie: He is my twin brother.
Mark:....
Julie: Conclusionist.
by Shockdragon February 22, 2013
Get the conclusionist mug.A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited
It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.
by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015
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