You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.
Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.
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Harry is a cockaterian.
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Get the cockeater mug.1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"
2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.
2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.
Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.
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