clot buster

Busting a nut when your girl has a heavy flow.

I had to have it, so I gave my girl a clot buster.

by Clotbuster March 3, 2016

Blood-Clotting

the act of making a huge issue out of something that would otherwise go unnoticed....usually to take attention away from a matter of importance....... the pm has been Blood-clotting with rent assistance ..( to take the focus off sexual harrassment

trump was Blood-Clotting his election results.....

by Lonetasman April 13, 2021

clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls. He's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

"Mom you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friend. You're such a clot."

by eyedoobs October 13, 2017

clot catcher

A women with a very hairy pussy

No baldi on that girl she has a clot catcher between her legss

by Maddogg75 February 23, 2022

Snot-Clot

Wads of Tissue Paper Packed Inside the Nostrils to Clot a Runny Nose.

I need tissue paper to make a “Snot-Clot” for my runny nose.

by Elliot.T.Kings December 20, 2020

Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.

" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"

by ShannanD January 10, 2025

Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.

Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”

by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025