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Boston Celtics

Arguably the Greatest NBA team of all time. Having great players such as Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, Paul Peirce, Larry Bird and others to play for them. They Dominated the 2007-2008 season, as well as demolishing the LA Lakers for the championship.
Lil Johnny asks :"who is that Basketball team that is Beating every other team they play?". Father:"That my son is The Great Boston Celtics"

"Who does that awesome player Ray Allen Play For?". "That would be the Boston Celtics"
by JayJayRR November 2, 2008
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celtiphile

A lover of all things ( ie uncircumcized cock and such) of Celtic origin
gal 1 : Fo shizzle my McNizzle that there Billy O'Leary is sure a fine lad and I want to have his bebe...well, not really. I hope he skeet,skeet, skeet!

gal 2: oh girl. you sure is a celtiphile anyway.
by plaid piacth October 11, 2007
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Cleat feet

The sensation of pain in your toes after playing a long game in your cleats/spikes. May result in blisters, callouses, or red patches of skin that also cause pain.
After 5 softball games I had a severe case of cleat feet!!!
by Taylib April 19, 2015
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Cleftism

(pronoun) A theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of Californian weather girls cleavage
Hell, last night's of prime time Cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.
by Portable Chaoz November 16, 2016
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Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."
Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?
by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017
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Cleland

Adjective.

'To do a Cleland'

When you get unreasonably drunk on a Friday evening and spend all Saturday dry heaving and unable to function or leave to house.
I did a Cleland last night, state of me.
by Woodstock17 November 18, 2017
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Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here
Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: oh golly gosh what a shit place
by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019
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