church lady kool-aid 

Church lady kool-aid is kool-aid but doesn't have much of the powder mix in it. It tastes really bad, or just like water, because of the lack of sugar and taste. The name comes from the way an older lady would make kool-aid with less sugar, sort of "more healthy".

Person 1: Dude, is this just colored water?
Person 2: My mom made it. It's church lady kool-aid.

church lady kool-aid by Soglolz November 8, 2008

Church Camp Slut

A horny girl who feigns piety ( not necessarily to Christianity) while simultaneously engaging in sexually charged activity. Often characterized by the term " technically i'm still a virgin"

Hey, I heard you and James did it last night

Shut up, we were just cuddling... naked. you know, nothing went in so technically i'm still a virgin.

Shut up you Church Camp Slut

Church Camp Slut by eloquent? June 5, 2010

Church Night

An event happening every Sunday night in Lake Louise at the B&G (only bar in town) where locals pay tribute to the holy week that they just spent by getting way too drunk.

" I'm working tomorrow morning at 7am but I don't care, it's Church Night tonight. Let's get shit-faced! "

Church Night by currentweather October 12, 2012

Church Blax 

Blacks who put on their SUNDAY BEST and head off to church at least once a week (maybe more). They praise the lord randomly, attempt to preach to anyone that will listen, and are prone to fainting at the slightest mention of Jesus Christ.

Gospel music? That's for church blax.

Church Blax by Nnud Mada April 30, 2009

church-goer 

A person who goes to church regularly. The usage is often by people who want to cast a disparaging remark about people who attend church. Usage can be positive by rural people in the midwest.

If is funny how many church-goers one sees in the bars.

church-goer by Randy Bonjour June 19, 2006

Church video 

When you take a video of yourself masturbating and send it to someone, sometimes in a restroom at a church.

Jenna: I heard you made a church video for John is it true??
Christina: No! I did it in my bathroom at home!
Jenna: That's still a church video!

Church video by Doctor Afterman February 21, 2013

Church Monkey 

Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.

Imagine bringing a monkey to church.

George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.

Church Monkey by NLMRSD September 20, 2013