choad master

Someone who has mastered sucking choads

Nick Cline from longmeadow, massachusetts is the ultimate choad master.

by cookie stealer April 23, 2003

Choad Burglar

Basically someone who burgles choads

"Hey marcus what are you doing?"
"Shhh Im just burgling this guys choad"

by Westinator December 1, 2004

Choad

A "choad" is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!!

Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!
That's one hell of a choad!

by Mike22 February 10, 2007

Choate

A prestigious prep school in Connecticut. A much higher quality institution than Trinity Pawling....and you people complaining about it have no idea what youre talking about. Just be glad your school is co-ed.

Choate guy 1: "Yo dude, u go to TP"
Me: "Yea"
Choate guy 1: "Yo bro i wanna go there, I heard they got sick Lax"
Me: Never say that again.

by Andy Cee July 27, 2006

choad jockey

An asshole who deserves to spend his time riding or jockeying choads.

That guy is such a choad jockey.

by The Real Cooney July 25, 2006

choad

A chaod, is a penis that is disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, and looks something like a can of tuna. The name originates from Spain. also known to the French as 'Le Penis avec largeur horrifiant' or Penis of horrifying width.

Quote from the first recorded choad bearer 1679, William LaChaode, ' I wish didn't have this penis that was so disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, Harry'

Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad concealed within its denim confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!'

by Prof. Phillip LaChoad May 23, 2006

Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003