Chonker

what a redditor calls a morbidly obese cat on the brink of death

Redditor: Hey, would you look at my cat? What a fine, succulent chonker!

Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet.

Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!

by GallusAnonymus April 12, 2021

chicker

Slang name for an ecstasy tablet. Used mostly in the north of England.

I'm taking a chicker when I go to the nightclub.

by Yelland December 26, 2005

Choker Face

Expressions displayed on the face of a male or female performing vigorous oral sex on a male with an extremely large and/or engorged cock. Characteristics of Choker Face include wide open eyes, watering eyes, stretched mouth, chipmunk cheeks and the muffled sounds of gasping for air. May also include sounds of gaging and choking once the throat is pumped with a load of jizz.

Roger loves oral sex performed on his engorged fuck knob . He especially enjoys seeing the expressions and sounds of his lover's Choker Face just prior to unloading his man juice and nutting up their throat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

Chimp-Choker

supporter of the greatest football team in the world HARTLEPOOL UNITED>

The chimp chokers were happy with Hartlepool's recent well deserved and overdue promotion to the second division and are confidently looking forward to winning the championship this year

by stonk bottom August 2, 2003

Choker

Something teen girls wear as part of their outfit, similar to a necklace but tighter

"Omg. Where did you get that choker? It's soooooo cute on you."

by xXxsoemobroxXx February 28, 2017

cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Mad Cocker

The name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in Sheffield, England in the summer of 1988. These attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. Upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the "Mad Cock" on his victims on the other side of the door. Such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: "You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker".

After my aunt was cocked by the Mad Cocker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. She's still never fully recovered.

by son_of_mad_cocker July 6, 2008