chap mess

When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.

Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?

Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.

by A|H January 16, 2010

Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!

Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .

by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

Chap Flaps

Chap Flaps: When the vagina gets extremely sore after having sexual intercoarse with a boy who had a too large penis.

Girl1; how did it go last night with james?
Girl2; He penis was massive but he gave me chap flaps, but it was worth it!

by Geokay97 April 16, 2011

chin-chap

The physical after-effects of facial soreness that results from a long snog with a guy who has not recently shaved his face.

After smootching him for hours last night, I had so much chin-chap that my face felt raw!

by Amanda February 22, 2004

Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.

"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."

by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

Fash and Chaps

A way New Zealanders say Fish and Chips. It's pretty retarded but hey I'm just Australian so I already have a love-hate relationship with Kiwi's.

Kiwi :O bru yeh wanna get some fash and chaps?
Kiwi :Hell yee bru!
Aussie :What in the fuck is happening?

by EckEckUghUgh June 20, 2018

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021