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Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.
What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022
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Twenty-First Century Gatsby

Someone wealthy who throws parties like Gatsby today but with all the technology and fun that was around in the 20s and with the new culture.
Yeah he's the Twenty-First Century Gatsby.
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Buck Rogers of Da 24th Century

With out any doubt whatsoever, the corniest television show ever created. About a foot ball player who became an astroanut in the year 1980, froze himself than became an astronaut again in 2384. The show is known the world over for it's use of cheap 70s technology to poorly portray life in the future (ooh florescant light bulbs, how cutting edge!) and it incessantly exploited little people.
Annie: So....*takes a drag on ciggarette, then coughs* ever been with an older gal before?
Me: No. . .
Annie: *rubs some Vaseline in her cornhole then gets on all fours*
Me: slides dick into her bung and glances over her chubby body at the TV screen
TV: Buck is transported in ice to the amazing century 24! Do doo do DO! And here's "Tiggie" a transvestite-midget in a chrome robot costume.
Me: *dick goes limp* Dude, turn this shit off......
by Joeber April 28, 2005
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21st century

What!? The 21st century has 75,000,000,000 people!?
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Century Fail

Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.
Today I went for ice cream with a friend of the opposite sex. My girlfriend was texting me, asking me where I was. To pacify her, I told her I was desperately trying to get away from some girl who won't stop talking - But I accidentally sent the text to said girl, as she sat next to me. She started to cry into her ice cream. Century Fail.
by B-loved Commander March 2, 2012
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Vaughn Next Century Learning Center

"Hey, what school do you go to?"
"Vaughn Next Century Learning Center"
"OH HELL NAH, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU"
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21st century thinker

Meaning you all think in the century you were born in.

Yeah my teacher is retarded
My dumb ass art history teacher says "you're all 21st Century thinkers"
by Dynamic Samurai September 16, 2018
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