Claver

One who, most unfortunately, has an unnatural sexual fetish for a woman's clavel.

Goddam, I'd love to lick my own piss out of that chick's clavel, who knew I was such a claver.

by Moo Moo Gai Pan February 15, 2009

Jew Cleaver

The sharp instrument used to cut the unsuspecting penis of the young Jewish boy. Also, the Jew Clever is also known as the favorite tool of the German scientists to experiment on the Jews.

Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.

Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.

by Jeff cutajew March 2, 2009

Meat Cleavers

Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.

Commonly shortened to just cleavers.

Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.

I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.

by Harry Ballz Sandwich October 18, 2008

Beaver cleaver

Penis

Your momma bled all over my beaver cleaver.

by Eliot October 24, 2003

cleaves

A.A.G aka a girl with mad cleavage

yo yu see that pic of that cleaves girl

by RaulHernandez January 13, 2006

Cleave

short for cleavage.

The guy said he took a headshot of that girl, but damn, he mostly got cleave!

by Skebs March 31, 2010

meat cleaver

Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.

That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!

by nigga May 20, 2003