Canterbury strip

so ya know those Canterbury tracksuit bottoms that only absolute fucking legends wear?
Well if ya do it’s when a sexy girl unzips the zips all the way to ur crotch, where by this point ur dick will be as hard as concrete, she does this on both legs and hopefully after she will give u great head

“That hot private school girl gave me a Canterbury strip last night, it was fucking great!”
“Sounds awesome,”

by urnanswrinklytoes February 15, 2021

Cancer

A niche League of Legends term for the word "very" or "so"

Guy 1: That champ is so CANCER fkn op

Guy 2: Good thing I'm cancer fed

by Rowan Yeeter August 11, 2023

Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

by meter76 February 9, 2009

mind cancer

The disorder of the mind. Unlimited growth of thoughts that are unhealthy and unproductive, recurring over and over.

Mark seems to be having a hard time getting over the divorce and getting on with his life. I think he has mind cancer.

by Shakes Peer July 11, 2016

I cannor

whern someone tries to say i cannot but they make a typo

Person 1: I can see clearly now
Person 2: I cannor
Person 2: Cannot

by a guy with a big thor October 31, 2021

Tibetian Lung Cancer

A disease that is easy to recover from, but tends to have lasting side effects. Some of the negative effects of TLC can include a painfully large inflation of the ego (which can be cured by large doses of humility). Also, TLC tends to cause allergies to losing. (which can result in anaphylaxis)

Sally: *coughcoughEGOcoughcough*
Bob: My ego is hereditary.
Sally: No, I think you've just survived Tibetian Lung Cancer !!

by Willhemina April 26, 2009

Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.

Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

by my name is not billy July 27, 2020