child 

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

child by banana general March 11, 2022

Child 

A small person that cries a lot.

POV: Your fighting with your sibling(s).

Child: ITS MY LOLIPOP GIVE IT BACK *CRYING*

You: STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD LIKE GROW THE HELL UP.

Child by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 20, 2022

Child 

Tommyinnit

hes a child duh

Child by Sexyassgirldickpussybitchgirl March 20, 2022

Child 

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

Child by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

child 

annoyig thing that schouldn't exist

i want to coomit murder on that child

child by agh im goona die May 19, 2022

child 

the reason why i don't want sex

oh go piss off i'm not getting a child

child by piss e piss May 28, 2022

child 

a young human from 0-12

child come here or child go do your chores

child by inquistitormaster stan June 11, 2022