east bumfuck

the WORST place on earth, where they eat pickled pig feet, and burn sofas.

Dude, where the fuck do you live? East Bumfuck?

by John Ostroverski December 7, 2006

Bumfart

When someone fart's around you and it smells like a fart that a bum would do.

Damn, my bro had a nasty ass BUMFART and I almost fainted!

by Texas Turbo May 16, 2006

bumfire

A fire started by a arsonist

The arsonist started a bumfire

by schnappischnap July 4, 2010

bumfluffer

Term for a homosexual, as in someone who plays assdarts.

Aye laddy, ye nay need t' be lookin at thi bonnie lass, ya bumfluffer!

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

Bumfest

The sacred activity which occurs every night when a group of humans named Whitney, Cody, Andy, Blake, etc gather together to get high, stare at walls in silence, and pass out.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"The same thing I do every night..bumfesting!!"

by Whitney Leigh October 14, 2004

bumfaffled

Lower class confusion.

I am bumfaffled that my 40s gone.

by r1ft June 11, 2017

Bumfag

1: Used to describe someone that regularly smokes cigarettes. The word"fag" can refer to a ciggarete, and the word bum can refer to the act of smoking a cigarette. So if you bum a fag then you smoke a cigarette.

2: Used to describe a homosexual man that regularly has sex. The word fag can refer to a homosexual person, and if you bum someone it means to have anal sex with them. So if you bum a fag then you have anal sex with a gay man. Bumming fags is very enjoyable to a Bumfag.

Alex: Oi look cunt, Aunt Betty is bumming a fag.
Ollie: Yeah she's a bit of a fucken bumfag
<or>
Alex: Did you hear that Uncle Mark left Aunt Betty?
Ollie: Was it because he got caught bumming a fag
Alex: Probably, he has always seemed fucken gay
Ollie: yeah he's a fucken bumfag

by _HA_ November 25, 2017