double-budded

(Adj.) To have earbuds placed in both ears at moderate to high volume in a workplace or social setting, in a bid to deliberately tune out others around you.

Earbuds may also be worn but not actually turned on, as a visual repellent to any social interaction.

(Coined by Heather C******** at ***** Labs)

"Stacy was double-budded while the new protocol was announced."

"Hey Chase..."
Chase, out of sight on far side of the room: "..."
"CHASE."
Chase: "..."
"...He must be double-budded."

by Yargengee March 23, 2019

pray to buddha

code word for smoke weed

I can't wait to pray to buddha after school. I wanna be religious and get spiritual with my other buddha boys

by buddhaBoyz May 24, 2009

bitch buddy

The person you usually go to when you want to complain about something. A friend you can depend on to listen to all your complaining. Often the relationship is reciprocated and two people will be each other's bitch buddies.

My boss was driving me crazy. I was on the phone with my bitch buddy for an hour last night.

by Hana Dolezalova July 3, 2006

Stoner Buddy

Some one who you smoke copious amounts of the sticky green with, whenever you see each other. You have had so many epiphanies through the smoke filled room with him, that he knows you better then you know yourself. You realize that you don't need money to be happy in life, you just need companionship, and some dank weed. You are connected not only physically (no homo), but spiritually, mentally, and emotionally...(no homo) You have never been sober with your stoner buddy for more then an hour or two, and the primary discussions when you are sober are about what your going to do when you get high. Your stories always revolve around the herb and the highs you've had. Even if you haven't seen your stoner buddy for weeks, the time when you reunite is like no time has been passed at all. You would take a bullet for this person, and would sacrifice yourself an any way. You would cross miles of sub-zero temp. during finals week to toast a bowl at two in the morning. When you buy a phat sac, you don't consider it yours, you consider it ours. Your motto is fuck it, lemme smoke this bowl wit chu first. Your always low on cash (as most stoners are) and pool and hustle anything you can just for some more mary j. Can be found slouching in ridiculous positions with empty Doritos, Mtn Dew, cereal and fruit roll up boxes, and possibly a plate of pizza rolls, with chill as beats in the background, and incomprehensible mumbles coming from somewhere in the haze.

Reagan Era Bystander on the Street: Can you hear that music coming down the street? Sounds like its...MJ malt liquer? What the Hell?!?!?!

Stoner buddy Rollin by: ah ah ah hahahaha!!!!! This songs my jam! pass dat shit!!!

Reagan: Rab damn hippies!!!!

by Bob Marley Jr. 420 rasta June 20, 2011

dino buddy

noun: In a movie, usually a sci fi or fantasy, a creature or character who exists only to sell merchandise, toys and drink cups at McDonalds. Other than that, it adds nothing to the plot. Named after a Saturday Night Live sketch from the 1990s for "Philadelphia" action figures.

Aniken Skywalker and his dino buddy Jar Jar Binks walked into the cantina for a space beer.

by weasel1969 August 1, 2007

Buddy Rogers

The original "Nature Boy" in professional wrestling. A Former champ of both the NWA and WWWF (later WWF, then WWE). Was the first WWWF World Heavyweight Champion. Very much like Ric Flair in terms of style, but Flair has surpassed the original when it comes to recognization.

Buddy Rogers was years before his time
Buddy Rogers was to the 60's what Ric Flair was to the 80's

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 30, 2007

Poo Buddies

Poo buddies: A bond of friendship, similar in meaning and action to "blood brothers".

Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.

Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")

Mum: Hi kids, if the phone rings can yo... uh, what on earth is that smell?!

Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!

Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!

by I love clubbing seals April 4, 2010