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Burlington

A small town in Iowa.

Burlignton was once a bustling port in the steamboat era. It sits on the Mississippi River in south eastern Iowa, on the Illinois border. Burlington has a deep hisstory.

Population around 25,000 - 30,000.
One public high school, a somewaht run-down mall, a not so active downtown. A new complex with a hotel, virtual bowling, restaurants, a few nice bars, a waterpark, etcetera.

The high school has been having problems for years, fightinhg, drop-outs, teen pregnancy, you name it.

Quite a bit of weed and drinking.

Most people go out on the river in the summer.

Most of the population under 25 wants out of the town. A small community college is on the west side of town.

A few religious private schools are in the area.

It's an alright town for middle-ages people, I suppose.

Very blue-collar, few professional occupations unless you work in medicine.

There is a new hospital and a new casino.

It's got the standard franchise places.
A Supercenter Wal-Mart
A Kmart, Shopko, Super Target, Hy-Vee, Casey's, Walgreens, Aldi.

Has the regular Iowa-small town feel, lots of fields, friendly people, pick-up trucks..

Not half-bad if you didn't grow up here or if you didn't go to the high school.
Father: Hey kids, want to go to the waterpark in Burlington?
Kids: YEAH!!
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Did you see the bruin in the white helmet? He must be 6'6".
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Bruin

BRUIN {BRUE - EN}:
1) Status of an impending/approaching storm that has not yet let loose

2) Unfinished beer or ale not yet ready for bottling {sampling/tasting preparedness depends on how far into the bruin status the batch currently is}
There's a huge Nor'Easter bruin out to the West. Best cover the crops and bring the cattle round a'fore she hits.

My trick knee is acting up and my joints are stiff: They's one heck of a storm bruin.

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This here batch is still bruin but get them there bottles sterilized.
We'll have us one humdinger of a party when this here mash is through bruin.
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Burlington

A town in Ontario across the Skybridge from Hamilton. Very Dirty, with a lot of pricks and sluts in it.
"If you cross the Skyway and turn left, everyone becomes an asshole"

"Why's that?"

"Because then you're in Burlington"
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The act of bruting on kids as they spawn in an online FPS.
Modern Warfare 2 - Domination on Karachi

Guy 1 at A Spawn: Lmao watch this tube
Guy 1 at C Spawn: FUCKS SAKE SPAWN TUBES.
Guy 1 at A Spawn: Kids are getting worked on C.
Guy 2 at A Spawn: Lmao you're spawn bruting on those kids.
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Burling

to Shit, to deficate, to poo, to plop.
dude i gotta go do a burling!", "You should of seen the size of the burling i just took!"
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Bruin

A person who decided to save money on college and get a worthless degree.
Your mom is a Bruin and that's why she washes balls for a living. (see Lewis Black standup)
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