by brucedbybruce June 28, 2010
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When one bro has sex or does sexual activities with another bro, regardless of if they are related or not
by Brosephh32 October 4, 2011
Get the Brocest mug.To lose a game, match, or challenge that one should not have lost. Esp. to be a healthy young male, and lose to an older female in a race. To challenge an opponent, talking trash for weeks before the event, and then to lose the event and make excuses.
by Triathlete August 10, 2012
Get the Bryced mug.Refers to a person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally due to a general lack of self awareness and common sense.
This term may also be used as common greeting among friends.
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?
Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob staring. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.
Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
This term may also be used as common greeting among friends.
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?
Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob staring. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.
Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?
Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob stares. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.
Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedick mother fuckers been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?
Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob stares. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.
Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedick mother fuckers been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
by Steelman7 July 11, 2010
Get the Brokedick mug.Friends who love to do qigong together. Especially the baduanjin, which in Chineese means '8 Silky Brocades'. This is one of the most wonderful qigong stretches and Hec Hanley and Beatrice Middleton often do it together. Brocade buddies often do qigong for hours, never stopping to speak. So if you love the healing martial arts, get a bunch a of your Brocade Buddies together and do the 8 Silky Brocades. You will feel silky!
Bryant: Hey Hec, let's do some qigong! After all, we are Brocade Buddies.
Hec: You got that right. The baduanjin, the 8 Silky Stretches. (he starts doing them)
Bryant: Easy now, you don't want too much fire. This is meant to heal, not hurt.
Hec: Yes. (he does Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Hawk) Now, that felt good. This is crazy fun!
Bryant: Now, let's do Angry Gaze. (he squats into the horse stance and punches at Hec's stomach) There, think Angry Tiger!
Hec: Good one, my poor heart! These brocades really work. Hooooooooooo (the heart healing sound).
Bryant: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Hec: Its okay. Now, those are great exercises, huh? But now I need a Hanley Freeze. You want one?
Bryant: Sure! How about a chi massage, too? That'll perk you up.
Hec: (starts rubbing on Bryant) Easy now. We're Brocade Buddies! Now, this is going to be good. Don't hurt yourself.
Bryant: Xie xie! (means 'thank you' in Chineese) That was one great workout. I feel silky now! Brocade Buddies forever! High wu! ('five', in Chineese)
Hec: You got that right. The baduanjin, the 8 Silky Stretches. (he starts doing them)
Bryant: Easy now, you don't want too much fire. This is meant to heal, not hurt.
Hec: Yes. (he does Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Hawk) Now, that felt good. This is crazy fun!
Bryant: Now, let's do Angry Gaze. (he squats into the horse stance and punches at Hec's stomach) There, think Angry Tiger!
Hec: Good one, my poor heart! These brocades really work. Hooooooooooo (the heart healing sound).
Bryant: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Hec: Its okay. Now, those are great exercises, huh? But now I need a Hanley Freeze. You want one?
Bryant: Sure! How about a chi massage, too? That'll perk you up.
Hec: (starts rubbing on Bryant) Easy now. We're Brocade Buddies! Now, this is going to be good. Don't hurt yourself.
Bryant: Xie xie! (means 'thank you' in Chineese) That was one great workout. I feel silky now! Brocade Buddies forever! High wu! ('five', in Chineese)
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 21, 2011
Get the Brocade Buddies mug.Let's play "the game" (fingers). Everybody put your drink in the cup, the loser is getting bruced. Looks like somebody is walking home tonight!
by king381 August 9, 2012
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