wichita barn burner

1. The act of using Tabasco sauce as anal lubeduring anal sex. After climax, the Tabasco sauce and other liquids are then felched out.
2. An individual who burns barns in the city of Wichita.

1. That wichita barn burner that I gave yesterday hurt so good!
2. I am a wichita barn burner and am proud of the fires that I start.

by Garthhh October 4, 2005

rice burner

Any small, disposable vehicle that resembles a push-type lawnmower at first glance. Usually (poorly) piloted by scrawny white boys trying to work through identity crises.

Trailer-pard Tad (otherwise known as deluxe_247) scrapes his generic Asian tin can along at 34 mph with his (c)rap blaring at distorted levels. He calls other backward-hat wearing punks "treble rebels". Sesame Street is urgently looking for you, Tad.

by lexusux October 13, 2003

Bourne Porn

The thrill that men (often those over the age of 35) derive from watching the Jason Bourne Trilogy films.

"My bloke was happy last night, The Bourne Ultimatum was on Sky so he got a fix of Bourne Porn."

by Kernow babe February 11, 2009

cd burner

A piece of hardware more commonly known as a CD-R or CD-RW drive. Burns to CD-R and CD-RW discs usually.

My CD Burner was one of the best things I ever bought!!!

by Kichigai April 11, 2004

turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.

That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.

by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010

burner number

a disposable number generated by third party apps used for business, pleasure, or for dubious Tinder matches.

Thank god I didn't give my Tinder match my cell phone number cuz that crazy ass has been blowing up my burner number. I think I'll just delete it and get a new one.

by Djay99 July 7, 2017

Burner bitch

When you feel the burn while you pee after fucking a skank.

Caught me a burner bitch last night bro. I can't pee without thinking about her.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017