by bost November 06, 2003
by Kevin June 27, 2004
by Monsterilla May 10, 2020
A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.
"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"
by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014
by Cbh1990 July 01, 2015
When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.
by Rionox October 01, 2022
While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.
Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)
Often confused with someone on a cell phone.
Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)
Often confused with someone on a cell phone.
Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"
Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.
Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"
Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.
Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"
by McH0 Togo October 26, 2008