blimphead

a disease that causes a persons (who is so full of themselves) head to expand and makes them float several inches above the floor. may also apply to smart bastards who have an answer to everything.

tom: i hate her she's such a blimphead
me: yeah, look at her float
tom: why doesnt she STFU, she has an answer to everything!

by mc1 September 28, 2005

blimp

a really,really,really fat chick.
Generaly whos tits sag to the floor and looks inflated.

I was trying to take the blimp out for a cruise but she wouldnt fit in the car.

by MISC. April 10, 2005

Blampkin

The opposite of a blumpkin, a rim job while peeing.

Rory: "Yo last night i went to the bathroom and my girl kendra did a sneak attack blampkin while I was taking a leak.

Hughy: "Yo man, props, but that shit's nasty"

by vajweedy April 14, 2010

blimpkin

A blumpkin occuring on an airborne blimp. See blumpkin.

While receiving a blimpkin I wondered whether I also qualified for the mile-high club.

by The Pod February 26, 2005

blimpie gobbler

someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast

xavier is a blimpie gobbler

by jim buck December 7, 2009

Blimp Mansion

the ideal location to close down a business deal is the blimp mansion. It is a luxury home built on the bottom of a large blimp.

No deal? I have two words for you: "blimp mansion". Now let's get these papers signed.

by askoen October 4, 2009

Blample

To catch a person in the act of auto-eroticism

I walked into my dorm room and blampled my roommate

by El Night Blampler January 16, 2011