(Spinoff of "cock block".) A hop block occurs when one person impedes another person's attempt to drink beer. Usually a spouse/significant other, but could be any friend, co-worker, or a complete stranger.
I had the bartender's attention for a moment, but the hot blonde at the other end of the bar keeps hop-blocking me.
I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.
I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.
by Mike E Me July 15, 2010
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"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."
My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."
My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.
by Wan-Stamos January 14, 2011
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by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013
Get the cock block o'clock mug.Block n Load is a game made by Jagex.
It's a game based on building your own defenses as a variety of characters and attacking the enemy cube.
It's a controversial game, since people believe Jagex "ruined" Ace of Spades, another building game.
It's a game based on building your own defenses as a variety of characters and attacking the enemy cube.
It's a controversial game, since people believe Jagex "ruined" Ace of Spades, another building game.
Me: God, I love block N load. Such a fun game.
Everyone else: JAGEX RUINED ACE OF SPADES UMG THAT GAME IS PROBABLY GARBAGE KILL YOURSELF
Me: it's fun dude, have you even tried the demo?
Everyone else: they ruined ace of spades.
Everyone else: JAGEX RUINED ACE OF SPADES UMG THAT GAME IS PROBABLY GARBAGE KILL YOURSELF
Me: it's fun dude, have you even tried the demo?
Everyone else: they ruined ace of spades.
by Tdogredman June 6, 2015
Get the Block N Load mug.An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.
Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
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