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cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan
Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule
by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008
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california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 2, 2010
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warm blizzard

The act of blasting the fattest load your balls can produce all over your unsuspecting ladies face.
I can’t believe Chad! His warm blizzard is running down my nose.
by BDE_Hamilton May 29, 2021
mugGet the warm blizzardmug.

Blizzard Effect

The Blizzard Effect is a term coined to describe a psychological phenomenon characterized by a manipulative tactic employed by individuals or organizations to substitute an originally promised action with a significantly less appealing alternative over time. This behavior often results in feelings of frustration as it diminishes the initial anticipation and excitement generated by the initial promise, thereby disappointing individuals or groups. The Blizzard Effect is often observed when present events fail to live up to the expectations set by past experiences or assurances due to the poor decision-makings.
Blizzard relaunched a package that had garnered significant attention years ago, generating immense excitement among the community. However, succumbing to the Blizzard Effect, the company introduced a pay-to-win mechanic, allowing players to gain certain in-game advantages by spending real money. This shift undermined the originally challenging environment of the game, leaving players feeling disillusioned and frustrated.

The company introduced a highly appealing product to the market, capturing the interest of customers with its attractive features and affordable price. However, employing the Blizzard Effect, the company later imposed additional fees for accessing the product's most exciting features. This unexpected change left customers feeling deceived and disappointed, as they were not informed of these hidden costs initially.
by Unkindled May 24, 2023
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Hilary Blizzard

the doing of penetration whilst female is in overhead candlestick position
“Bro we did the Hilary blizzard last night
by Handen November 17, 2020
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Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.
Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.
by mblxv January 4, 2014
mugGet the Blizzard Burkamug.

tasty blizzard

When you take a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, use it like a flesh light until climax, then put the effected ice cream into a blender and make a smoothie.
My bro was feeling down, so I made him a tasty blizzard to cheer him up. Bros for life.
mugGet the tasty blizzardmug.

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