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Beard Seppuku

When a man attempts to trim up or style his beard and makes a fatal error, forcing him to go clean shaven rather than bear the shame of failure.

Seppuku is the custom of Japanese samurai to commit ritual suicide upon suffering great dishonor or failure.
Pierre: "Hey dude, why'd you go clean shaven?"
Antoine: "Ah.. well, I made a mistake while trimming and had to commit beard seppuku."
by OtterOwnage December 25, 2010
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Bear Five

The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".
1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"

2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"

Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."

Both: "Huahhhrowrr"
by BearFiveDude March 2, 2010
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Cuddle Bear

The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.
Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.
by PuppyLuver666 November 24, 2014
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bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Bearded Clam

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
by Cary the B May 17, 2006
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Beard

When a pop star is gay, management will give them a girlfriend to hide it. This is called a beard. It is usually referred to in a jokingly manor.
"are you gonna have a beard like Taylor Swift?"
"Look at louis' beard."
by ArrowDean06 February 4, 2021
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Bear Nap

a nap that consist of 3- 5 hours
ahh man i just took the biggest bear nap
by Ztheman02 March 5, 2009
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