binoclard

A person with nerd glasses.

Hey look! Here comes the "BINOCLARD!"

by Sosku10 August 2, 2023

The Binoculars

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!

Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Cyber Binoculars

An online device that allows you to get a closer look at someone without them knowing about it. The ultimate people watching device. Examples: Facebook, Twitter....

Chick: "My ex is an asshole but I cant help it...I have to bust out my cyber binoculars and stalk his Facebook page!"

by JustinDeever October 4, 2010

relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022

binchgus

(n.) similar to a bitch, however not quite as strong of a term. used when incredibly upset with someone.

"damn, she's being such a binchgus!"

"I can't believe what a binchgus you were being earlier today."

by durbolover69 June 26, 2018

Binch

Some dumb ass shit that Zara says every 10 seconds

Me: How is the wea-

Zara: BINCHH

by bettysphatyeet October 9, 2018

Binch

Binch is a word you say if you wish to monotize yourself instead of saying bitch.

binch can also be used in any context where you would say bitch

Ex1. “ shes such a binch
Ex2. “ I’m a dumb binch”

by Unaestheticturtle October 12, 2018