Biden's Remorse

Biden's Remorse is the same thing as buyer's remorse, except instead of regretting the purchase they are regretting the votes they casted.

People are happy that orange man bad is gone, but most of them are suffering from Biden's Remorse.

by Odd_James January 25, 2021

bidenphobia

this phobia is where you get scared and you hide your kids from Joe Biden while you take the sniffing from him

my friend has an extreme fear called bidenphobia

by Higly Person March 9, 2021

hillbilly bidet

when you drop a turd into the toilet and the splash-back hits your ass and genital regions. Not as hygienic as a standard bidet. May have been the motivating force in the invention of the real bidet. The higher the toilet seat is above the toilet water, the better chance you are using a hillbilly bidet and not a toilet.

Aw man, that's not a toilet, that's a hillbilly bidet.

by bambrew August 23, 2011

Happy Bidet

Comes from the sound of a Happy Birthday, shortened to Happy B-day. Since "b-day" is pronounced in the same way as "bidet", Happy Bidet is a humorous way of wishing someone a happy birthday.

- Isn't it your birthday today?
- Yes it is.
- Oh, Happy Bidet, mate!

by bijomaru78 June 12, 2018

Alabama Hot Bidet

A variant of Alabama Hot Pocket.
When you take a shit and sit above a pussy that's squirting fountain from female orgasm to clean your asshole.

Barbara, I'm gonna have to take a dump, get your pussy ready to give me an Alabama Hot Bidet! Thanks.

by bazerant December 30, 2018

Drop a joe Biden

Taking a voluminous, stinky, soft serve Poo.

Yo homey, you better pull over at the next rest stop so I can drop a Joe Biden. If you don’t, I swear that I’m going to drop a Biden in my pants.

by Skone Dog September 1, 2021

bidet

A Polish drinking fountain.

I apologize to Poland for that.

by ha ha ha ha ha ha March 17, 2005