Beefit👉

(N.) An expression used to respond to bad jokes or just overall awkward sentences

Taylor Swift is bad. Beefit👉

by Beefit👉 July 16, 2023

Water Beedril

When a man or woman with a penis uses a cup filled with water as a condom, he/she then proceeds to penetrate their partner until they either cum or the water from the cup is gone.

Sally: So I heard you and Sam had sex. Tell me the deets

Ryan: It was good until he pulled a Water Beedril on me.

by Cacti don't have booty April 25, 2014

water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

sneak beefin'

The same meaning as sneak dissing (insulting someone in secret)

Pimp -"I hate all of these sneak beefin' mother fuckers"

by UltimateXer August 16, 2016

polar bearing

The act of masturbating outdoors in a public or populated area.

A Rochester man was caught masturbating in a local walmart parking lot, Police say the man said he was "Polar Bearing it."

by B.RizZzle August 13, 2016

knuckle beefing

To violently finger fuck a girl or to ultimately become knuckle deep in her vagina while furiously finger fucking.

Dude! I was knuckle beefing that girl from the party last night so hard.

by blowjobjack December 28, 2019

Head Beefing

The act of brushing another person’s hair very hard in a frustrated manner to the point of causing scalp pain. The phrase is derived from the comparison of the hairbrushing to tenderizing a piece of beef.

Mom was usually very stressed getting the children ready for church, therefore they often got their heads beefed.

Mom is in a bad mood. I think I’m in for a head beefing.

by Hussy from the zoo January 1, 2023