Most often used in the derogatory to describe people that elect the suburban middle class lifestyle because they are so inept the only possible way they can contribute anything to society is to produce offspring. Typical cycle goes as follows: schooling -> job -> marriage -> children -> death. Their children also tend to grow up to become breeders and the cycle continues. True "breeders" can be compared to animals such as rabbits or cattle that do nothing but multiply by breeding. The term probably got its start in the GLBT community but has since gained outside popularity.
After college, you'll get a job and marry some girl or boy. Then you two can get fat and raise children in your nice house with a white picket fence and all the other breeders.
The song Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds describes breeders.
The song Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds describes breeders.
by David213 October 13, 2006
Get the breeder mug.Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!
Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!
by lodsxu64 September 10, 2011
Get the Bacon Bender mug.by McCheesy November 1, 2003
Get the fender bender mug.n~ (offensive) A heterosexual person. One who breeds with members of the opposite sex.
see also: trailer trash, homophobe
see also: trailer trash, homophobe
by Jeff Stryker April 1, 2003
Get the Breeder mug.An adjective used to convey an idea of something becoming outdated or old. This is an expression that would constantly evolve and as technological advances are found, it is likely that the word "cell phone" could take its place.
Before the advent of Blackberries and cellphones we had beepers also known as pagers. These primitive devices allowed one to receive a call and be notified that someone was trying to reach them. The beeper would display the phone number that the person trying to reach you wanted to be called back at.
Beepers were an amazing excuse for lazy people. It was like a cell phone with a built-in excuse. Nowadays you miss a call, you know you gotta call the other person back cause the phone is obviously with you. WIth a beeper it was like, "Oh shit man, couldn't get in touch with you. Got the page but there wasn't a phone around and I didn't have change for the pay-phone. (Read, I don't want to talk to your freak ass)."
Before the advent of Blackberries and cellphones we had beepers also known as pagers. These primitive devices allowed one to receive a call and be notified that someone was trying to reach them. The beeper would display the phone number that the person trying to reach you wanted to be called back at.
Beepers were an amazing excuse for lazy people. It was like a cell phone with a built-in excuse. Nowadays you miss a call, you know you gotta call the other person back cause the phone is obviously with you. WIth a beeper it was like, "Oh shit man, couldn't get in touch with you. Got the page but there wasn't a phone around and I didn't have change for the pay-phone. (Read, I don't want to talk to your freak ass)."
Tom: Molly never knows about all the new things the world comes up with.
Deshawn: Truf, man. She is some major beeper status when it comes to technology.
Deshawn: Truf, man. She is some major beeper status when it comes to technology.
by SquirrellyNinja May 30, 2006
Get the beeper mug.A thumping, throbbing, relentless baseline accompanying some senseless hedonistic dance-tune. Several notes, often two notes an octave apart, are delivered rapidly with some sort of fruity studio effect to increase anal lust. Invented by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, but since borrowed by many artists to seriously camp up their already gay tunes. One can visualise several handlebar moustache homos wearing the shortest shorts grinding on the G-A-Y dance-floor, whose only intentions are of violating some young chicken’s bum-hole with their haggard length.
Hey Kenjamin, you coming down the gym for a guido workout?
No Clive, I just can't dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, I can't pump iron to that bender beat!
No Clive, I just can't dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, I can't pump iron to that bender beat!
by surf biffin August 3, 2007
Get the Bender Beat mug.The acting out of the urge to go to the Wendy's drive-thru around 1130-1200 midnight and ordering a dozen Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, 3 Biggie Fries, Six 5-Piece Nuggets with Sweet N Sour Sauce, A Large Frosty, and 2 Biggie Cokes per person and proceeding to consume all of the said food in one sitting in the parking lot, all the while throwing the wrappers and containers out your window so the workers (or birds) have to clean up your mess. Usually preceded by smoking a ton of pot while driving around on a friday or saturday night. Very popular in Southeastern MA.
Alex: "Oh man, I'm fucking baked...let's make it a Wendy's Bender tonight!!!"
Gerry: "Fuck yeh!!! And let's let those poor underpaid workers clean up all our sandwich wrappers off the ground hahaha!!!"
Gerry: "Fuck yeh!!! And let's let those poor underpaid workers clean up all our sandwich wrappers off the ground hahaha!!!"
by Noizehed August 30, 2006
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