Beaner

4'11 Hispanic man. Preferably with the signature white T shirt and paint stained blue jeans.

Look at that beaner outside the 7 eleven

by Pigeon May 21, 2015

beater

(noun) a paddler who is terrible at paddling, usually in a kayak, canoe, or raft, and usually swimming in every rapid

beatering (verb)
the action of being a beater

Look at that beater beatering in that class II hole, he must be feeling the wrath of Jah.

by Magikarpie April 27, 2015

Bauer Outage

When you raw dog the poop shoot without permission after strangling her with her own hair.

The Dodgers chances for back to back World Series championship have decreased due to a Bauer Outage

by ATLienator June 30, 2021

Todo beafert

When something ,some place, someone, a sitch, basically anything in life or on Earth is wack then it's todo beafert.

Jose : hey bro i just farted tacos.

Uriah: dude come on thats todo beafert

by SilverTowers May 26, 2018

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

Abby Bauer

Abby Bauer is a girl who barks at her Spanish teacher and at the weird girl who meows at lunch. Abby is usually found in western Pennsylvania unless she has a Illinois party to attend or she was let out of her cage

(Person1) oh shoot I just barked at my teacher!

(Person2) wow Man you pulled an Abby Bauer!

by Whiteboard November 21, 2019

beater's curve

A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.

Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.

by big daddy tmac June 11, 2009