ribcage beater

The king of beating ribcages with items including but not limited to: metal pipes, yardsticks, a frozen bag of sardines, Remington 500 pistolwhip style, rebar, 35 year old loaf of bread, nutsock filled with pennies, astolfo figurine, rgb keyboard, a small dog, etc.

Nerd: "Please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal pipe"

Ribcagebeater420,King of ribcage beating: "The ribcage beater is not yet satisfied"

by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023

grubby dick beaters

A term used to describe the unwashed hands of an adolescent male.

HEY!! Get your grubby dick beaters off my burger!

by Mr_Shlaapu April 20, 2018

night-beater

one who beateth the meateth in the late hours due to loneliness and the balls of blue,

there was a reported night-beater reported at the boro during the year of our lord, allan murphy.

by Allan Murphy June 12, 2008

Philly Beatdown

The act of getting your ass beat into a nasty, messy, catastrophically bloody pulp by a true Philadelphian. It is actually a painful honor of sorts; if you're gonna get your ass beat, it might as well be done by someone who can do it right.

Jim: Yo, I woke up with two black eyes, a broken arm, and like half my face missing... WTF happened last night?

Bob: Dude, you're lucky you woke up at all. You were face wasted and started mouthin' off at this girl from PA. She had enough of you at one point and gave your ass a real, gritty Philly Beatdown.

Jimbo: Oh... a Philly Beatdown's what happened... no wonder I CRS!!!

by Autumn Batman McGarity August 15, 2010

beaned

When someone gets spooped by a bean meme

YOU FRIGGIN MORON, YOU JSUT GOT BEANED. *Que Ear Rape* *Loud Bass*

Ive been tricked! Bamboozled! Triggered! BEEEEEEEENED!

by Your mynoduesp October 27, 2016

cheek beater

When you put a lot of makeup on your cheecks

Wow kelseys such a cheek beater

by Osbcashvill March 19, 2017

scholastic beatdown

when the principal, vice-principal, counsellor and librarian take turns talking about the student's emotions and issues then after 15 minutes have passed they started disciplining the child according to the sins they committed.

Yo, I heard Jimmy got the scholastic beatdown yesterday.

Yeah, he can't even move his jaw anymore.

by jizhe September 25, 2019