European backdoor

When someone takes a massive escargot diarrhea shit into another person baggette favored starfish while holding a beret.

That escargot yesterday could really bring up our moral if your down with a European backdoor tonight. Or now

by Lookslikeabluewaffleday March 10, 2021

Backdoor Cannon

The art of getting a partner in the doggystyle position, then taking one's testicles and putting them in said partners butthole. You then get a jurassic erection, which resembles a cannon, then proceed to knock one out onto the partners back.

Oh man, i totally backdoor cannoned some girl last night, she was a slut, but a real champ about it. My shnutz were aching from all the butt action

by colin anus August 14, 2010

backdoor cunt

A slang term for one's anus/bumhole.

After I have a poo, I always wipe my backdoor cunt.

by walvy January 24, 2012

greek backdoor

The Greek Backdoor is a sexual act common among the artist communities of Mogadishu, Somalia and San Antonio, Texas. First, one must acquire plain, unsweetened Fage Greek yoghurt, vodka, and kahlua. The yoghurt is stuffed in the orifice of one's choosing, into which the partner will penetrate. Upon completion, the mixture of Fage Greek yoghurt and cum is used as a substitute for milk in a White Russian cocktail. The partners then enjoy the fruits of their labor.

Last night, Judith and I enjoyed our first Greek backdoor. While the act was messy, to say the least, it was the best White Russian I've ever enjoyed!

by Kraig L. Ferguson March 29, 2017

backdoor enlightenment

1.
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment

2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)

(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")

ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."

by maria mouk April 20, 2006

backdoor bandit

An alcoholic drink containing Gin, Vodka, Triple sec, Tequila, and Southern Comfort + Coke. Basically a Long Island Iced tea with SoCo instead of Rum. Named the "backdoor bandit" because after drinking a few of them, the drinker has the tendency to enter "accidentally" through their girl's "backdoor" during late night fornication sessions.

"Ryan, how many backdoor bandits have you had tonight?"
-"I don't know man, but I do know that I'll be knocking on you-know-who's backdoor later."

by lmstbh June 14, 2010

backdoor shyness

a fear of anal penitration

I suffer from my girlfriends backdoor shyness

by outrev July 30, 2009