Baby

Dude 1: Hey man I fucked my g/f and I caught a baby...
Dude 2: Is there a cure for that yet?
Dude 1: Yeah...a clothes hanger
by see jay October 6, 2008
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babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.
Save the earth, abort babies now!
by m July 14, 2004
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Baby

1) A word used by women to convince significant others to do chores by giving them a false sense of sexual desire.

2) A word used in a sentence to test a significant others vocabulary of obscene and vulgar words
1) "Baby.... will you please take out the trash"

2) Woman: "I think we should have a baby"
Man: "God Damn It!"

Woman: "I am pregnant! Were having a baby!"
Man: "Awe Fuck!"

Woman: "The baby is crying"
Man: "Son of a Bitch"
by VLeudy August 4, 2008
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baby

A conglomeration of rolling layers of cuddly fat with noxious liquids emanating from every orifice
Oohh - I don't want to hold the baby - it stinks!
by coachtim December 11, 2009
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babies

When a Daddy and a Mommy, get real compfortable, and cant help them selves, and start to kiss, then go under the covers and Daddy inserts his private part into Mommy's private part(coochie)and alot of Screaming and moaning has occurded, then you know a new addition has entered the family.
by Kissy FrESH bABY SMOOCH April 11, 2006
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baby

get your baby out of the way!!! Ginger ahoy!
by sebastiancee November 19, 2007
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