auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014

auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.

Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.

by Ironictruth August 24, 2016

Auto-correxting

A means of blaming your phone every time you text something you wish you hadn't

Girlfriend: You're really bad at drawing lol
Boyfriend: Wtf
Girlfriend: Stupid autocorrect. meant, "you should get a degree in drawing"
Boyfriend: I know you're auto-correxting. We're through.

by LoL Champion Definitions November 14, 2016

Auto Anal

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.

Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.

by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

auto-a

When you make you schedule full of those easy ass, pushover classes to achieve an automatic "a" average in college.

Bobby decide to take Intro to poly-sci, History of the steamboat, and Native American Culture. What an auto-a!

Jess: hey rob!
Rob: sup jessica'
Jess: did you check out my schedule?
Rob: no, show me
"Jess shows schedule"
Rob: holy shit! History of news media! Such an auto-a. Who made your schedule?
Jess: haha thanks!

Email:
'Attention students, all new courses are uploaded to University website, registration is officially open!'
Johnny: fuck, i forgot. I hope i can pull an auto-a later tonight

by WhatsappPimper101 September 6, 2017