Assrag

1.A Person who smells like faecal (poo)particles!

2. a rag used to whipe ones ass!

d00d, where have you been, you smell like someones ass rag!!!???

d00d, did u see that bum, what a total ass rag!!

by AmBiAnDkUrT! May 4, 2005

assfag

When someones ass is homosexual.

When they fart, it makes a sound that is similiar to nothing.

Fatass. Cockshit. Niggaslut.

See: Andrew Price

"Hey i just farted." "Well i didnt fucking hear it assfag."

"Hey evan ur fat and also an assfag.

by nigga April 15, 2005

assbaby

An assbaby is a muthafucker that weren't born from no pussy......... noooooo sirreeee.... this homeboy was born out of some nasty crack ho's turd encrusted asshole. We all know a moe fugga like this. He runs off da mowf and is fulla shit about 99% of the time and pretty much embarrases you to be seen with his lame ass. Hes a full grown asshole now, but once upon a time he was born an assbaby.

(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?

(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.

by Ezeerider September 22, 2006

assbandit

poo burglar

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.

by Champ February 9, 2002

assballs

Morbidly obese people with the appearance of two stomachs. One above the beltline and one below (the assballs area). Couple this with a tight pair of pants gives the stunning appearance of having an "ass" where the "balls" should be...Hence, assballs.
Assgina is this very same affliction, only in women.
Created by Skeets

We're going over to assballs house for a barbeque.
Assballs owes me 40 dollars.

by Joe Bert May 22, 2007

Assbaggery

The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.

A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.

by Stiffy P. Syndrome December 4, 2010

asswagon

An asswagon is a person in a wheelchair. It can be said that their ass moves by wagon.

Stephen Hawking is funnier than Anne Frank because he is an asswagon.

by Adolph Goatse April 13, 2003