Amuse-douche

A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.

Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.

by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009

Neil Armstrong

First man on the moon. He ruined the dreams of many people. He proved the moon wasn't made of cheese...

I hate Neil Armstrong

by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

Kelley Armstrong

Kelley Armstrong is a Canadian author, primarily of fantasy works. She has published twelve fantasy novels to date, most set in the world of Women of the Otherworld series, one crime fiction novel, and the Darkest Powers Trilogy. Armstrong has confirmed contracts with her American, British and Canadian publishers for novels seven through ten in this series.

The novels:

Bitten (2001)

Stolen (2002)

Dime Store Magic (2004)

Industrial Magic (2004)

Haunted (2005)

Broken (2006)

No Humans Involved (2007)

Personal Demon (2008)

Living with the Dead (2008)

Frostbitten (2009)

dude i love Kelley Armstrong! She's da best!

by mmLeeLee September 16, 2009

lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl December 28, 2005

billy joe armstrong

what stupid teenyboppers call green day's lead singer and guitarist even though his real name is billIE joe armstrong. with an IE! yes, it is pretty sad. normally accompanied by, IS A TOTAL SEXXX GAWD! or FUSE ROX!

teenybopper: OMG! I TOTALLY <3 BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG!
normal person: its billie joe, with an IE, glue sniffer. go listen to good charlotte or something.
teenybopper: COOL! JOEL MADDEN IS TOTALLY HAWT! DID U LIKE KNO THAT HE IS DATING HILARY DUFF?!
normal person: why are you still talking to me?

by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006

Sexually aroused

When you have been turned on by someone’s physically in a sexual way that caused some your genetalias to form into a sexually active mode sending hormones to the genetalias from your brain causing: erections, hardening and moisture.

When Jade took her shirt off I became sexually aroused and formed a boner.

by MyNanlikesit June 24, 2017

Grandma Arms

A condition affecting women where there is so much atrophied loose skin in the triceps area that it hangs down to partially cover their elbow. Also known as GMA's. Often seen on both pre and post {lap band} surgery patients.

"When I laid her on her back and she grabbed the headboard, her sleeves rolled up and exposed her grandma arms. It looked like she was wearing flesh colored {waterwings}."

by kid spranks February 13, 2009