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Quantum Denial Agent

One whom disowns friends and family at the slightest suspicion that people don't admire them as much they perceive themselves to be. The motivation for this individual is to maintain an ongoing effort to avoid some aspect of themselves that they have been unable to confront their whole life. This person is covered in a glossy anti-spiritual covering that is the equivalent of teflon and usually ends up being institutionalized.
After suddenly showing up on the scene and making friends with everyone at the cafe, Suzy's sudden disappearance after finding out that Jamie had complained about her lack of loyalty was the final proof of evidence for everyone that she's a Quantum Denial Agent.
by Holstein Kühe, April 14, 2010
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Drew’s Argentinian Grandpa

Literally every video’s patreon end card has this
I am literally dying because of this
*Random patreon follower*
DREW’S ARGENTINIAN GRANDPA
*Another random patreon follower*
by Dead Bart April 10, 2023
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Agent000

Agent000, what a dick.
by Agent000 January 2, 2012
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Skank Agent

A prostitutional Agent with Skanky or slutty friends.
“Stubbe told Kaufman that she would not consider herself a pimp but a ‘skank agent,’ meaning that she was an agent with skanky friends.”
by TheAgentofLove October 17, 2010
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Double-Agent Troll

A troll who is trolling but trys to hide his troll by being on the guy he's trolling's side!
Your best friend is trolling you, and you know it, so you decide to troll him without him knowing it, while he still thinks he is troling you. This is an example of a Double-Agent Troll.
by DaMasterTroll October 16, 2011
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clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.
girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.
by belle16 March 11, 2009
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agent orange

A chemical defoliant.
I had to use Agent Orange to defoliate B-rock's mama's cooch.
by nug March 12, 2003
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