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You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.
Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH
by Ydhehejdjsjskskddk August 13, 2018
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Adopted

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You are Adopted
by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019
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Olympic Adoption

The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.
Guy 1: Wow USA is terrible at curling! I'm rooting for Switerland.
Guy 2: What? You can't do that.
Guy 1: Yes I can, its an Olympic Adoption.
by Sauerz54 February 22, 2010
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Adopt Me

A popular game on the Roblox platform that was originally intended for roleplay purposes where you could adopt a baby (Hence the name) and raise them in your family. However, ever since the developers of the game added a pet update, the game has become a mass trade hangout where 7 year olds would finger themselves for a neon pet.
Person 1: Hey, i'm gonna go play Adopt Me.

Person 2: Ew, you actually like that game?
by GoneGraphical March 16, 2021
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Adaptable Vegetarian

A vegetarian that can adapt their dietary views according to nutritional requirments without any guilt or fear of persucution.
An adaptable vegetarian would choose to eat meat at a special occassion such as Christmas time or when iron levels have diplinished.
by Namnij Telracs May 16, 2009
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double adapter

A gay man in the middle of a gay threesome .
He takes it and gives it at the same time.
Timing is everything along with good rhythm.
Rod is just a giver and bob is a real taker but Ben swings both ways so he plays double adapter in the threesome.
by roodboy September 1, 2007
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adoption

A less painful, more humane alternative to abortion (for the baby, that is). Recent studies show that abortion actually IS painful to the fetus being aborted. Therefore, in order to avoid having a baby, one should do one of the following:

1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.

2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.
Rachael may have been dumb enough to fuck that asswipe, but at least she's giving her unwanted baby a chance by putting it up for adoption instead of aborting.
by ScYtH August 17, 2004
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