Dylan

He is a perfect guy. Mostly short. He's funny and has anger issues. If you ever come across a dylan, stay with him, if you dont, your loss.

Is that Dylan?
He is short.

by somekidthatyoudontknow January 22, 2022

Dylan

Weird

Dylan’s weird

by Tyroneion March 22, 2022

Dylan

A goofy nut job who has no idea when to stop being annoying, but even though he's annoying he still has some self control. He can become sad for no reason at some times, knows when to put his foot down and keeps you entertained pretty much 24/7.

Person 1: You see how annoying Dylan was the other day
Person 2: Yeah but you gotta admit hes pretty funny and entertaining
Person 1: yeah you're right!

by Bigbitchbarry March 5, 2022

Dylan

It can be anything.

"Dylan is the man"
"This looks like a Dylan
"This Dylan is great!"

by Bee wit 8 e's July 10, 2009

Dylan

An ordinary guy when you first meet him, but females will love him for his good looks, personality, and his huge penis.

-bro, lets be like Dylan, that dude's a chick magnet.
-I don't know how he pulls it off.

by Dylan Norman Maxedon December 7, 2017

Dylan

An oversized piece of white shit that fucks club sandwichs right in the ass.

Dylan fucked a club sandwich.

by Skoo bop February 12, 2018

dylanator

to have intercourse in a girls (or a guy's) ear.

Dylan: if bonin' a girl in the nose would be called nasal, what would boning a girl in the ear be called?

Alex: The DYLANATOR

by D-swance July 27, 2006