Zander rivera

The prettiest most amazing boy to ever exist. He belongs to one girl named sophia and they are in love. You’ll never find another like zander and you never will find him in the first place because again he’s Sophia’s.

Rando: “Damn Zander rivera is mad fine.”
Sophia: “fuck off peasant he’s mine…!”

by .oogie August 8, 2022

Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.

Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"

by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

Zander

ZANDER IS THE BIGGEST JULIE SUPPORTER CUZ JULIE IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN GOAT!!!!!!!!!

Did you see zander buy all of julies merch
hes so stingy

Wish someone was that supportive of me

by juliedagaot6969 September 19, 2022

Zander Billard

A Zander Billard is what to call a guy who has awesome abs while being discreet.

Person1: man that guy has such amazing abs
Person2: ikr he’s soo sexy he’s such a Zander billard!

by 45325353543645 October 5, 2022

zander

someone who’s the biggest bully in the whole world

“that zander guy was super mean to me.”
“obviously, his name is zander.”

by briocko March 12, 2023

Zander

Zanders always have to be the strangest and most off putting in the room. They’re very kind and exude Aurizzism. They’re “yes” mans , down for whatever you want. Also super cute in a creature like way.

Dude 1: who the hell is that?
Dude 2: bros strange as hell!!! That’s gotta be a zander

by FaggotGFan March 19, 2023

Zander

Zander is a bander

Zander the bander will bang you to sleep

by RYANTHEMAN69 April 18, 2023