yardmapped

Getting rekked, owned, etc.

*your friend runs into a pole* Bro, get yardmapped!

by zubmouse November 6, 2020

Taken Yard

In baseball, to have a home run hit against you while you are pitching.

"Oh my gosh Bill, did you see that? Randy Johnson just got taken yard to left field. That must have been 435 feet!"

by TomSmyckowski April 2, 2009

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

by dbswir March 10, 2016

Jail Yard Shit

Musical sounds that create a gritty, sinister, depressing, and raucous din that would at first hearing seem to be an inmate's failed attempt at harmony while wasting his hour in the jail yard beating random things against each other quite forcefully and with little grace.

(Daniil starts banging a bottle on a porch and then another bottle in succession)

Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."

by daniil450 June 14, 2016

Garbage yards

Any points gained in fantasy football that are against a guy named Stas. Because everyone else's team must be worthless.

Stas: Lol nice garbage 19 yards to put you over 100 Brian
Brian: Dude it was a important run in a 3 point game.

Stas: *mutters* still garbage yards

by Dailon123 September 22, 2017

Doing a Yardy

when you get really drunk and you can't keep control of your head so it wobbles about like the churchill dog

Ian was that drunk he started "doing a yardy"

by Ian Ian Ian May 13, 2013

Eat Oxtail Like A Yardie

A Jamaican barb that earned a follow back from rap queen Nicki Minaj. He is known as the spouse of Playboimatatta.

Eat Oxtail Like A Yardie recently tweeted a list of songs by Nicki Minaj that the general public have not heard in a while.

by unknown2024 February 3, 2021