I've become a Xbox Widow because I offered David head, sex or even ass sex and he refused sex with me because he was gaming to many times to count and I need some sex badly.
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Normally a 12 year old who has never played a video game prior to HALO, and believes its the best system ever just because they think HALO is the best game ever.
I don't care if the XBOX has only 3 good exclusives....XBOX pwns PS2/NGC because it has better graphics !
by Ass Goblin February 10, 2005
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by GaMeRuInEr January 15, 2007
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Get the Xbox Series S mug.People who spend more time online defending a company other than playing their games. They tend to be almost as bad as Nintendo fanboys but very close. Some tend to be violent, creepy and wait in Best Buy parking lots seeing if people walk out with Xbox Ones and threaten violence online towards those who prefer another system over Xbox
Random gamer: I prefer Playstation over Xbox due to the exclusives, more horsepower , and its where my friends will go to
Xbot: God, you should just kill yourself, you obviously dont know what a real gaming system is.
PS4 fanboy: Xbox is so shit -lists reasonable arguments with a mix of fanboy talk-
Xbot: Dude, you are scum and I will pay for a plane ticket to take you where I live so we can fight. Vermin like you need your teeth kicked in.
-Xbot writes an essay on why xbox is the greatest-
Random gamer: Yo, why dont you play your games besides defending a company and hunk of plastic, fuckin Xbox Fanboy
Xbot: God, you should just kill yourself, you obviously dont know what a real gaming system is.
PS4 fanboy: Xbox is so shit -lists reasonable arguments with a mix of fanboy talk-
Xbot: Dude, you are scum and I will pay for a plane ticket to take you where I live so we can fight. Vermin like you need your teeth kicked in.
-Xbot writes an essay on why xbox is the greatest-
Random gamer: Yo, why dont you play your games besides defending a company and hunk of plastic, fuckin Xbox Fanboy
by DementedPest October 7, 2016
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Little Bobby (Before Xbox Live)- Fresh air is great. I love my family. I love my dog and life.
Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.
Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.
Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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