The Wedge

The simplest tool known to man; colloquially, a person who has recently, or regularly done something incomprehensibly stupid.

"Man, he's the wedge, 'cause he's a fucking simple tool."

by Brihard April 30, 2006

wugget

A shaved pussy. Completely bald private area of a woman, stubble or no stubble.

The stripper at the club tore off her panties and revealed her wugget.

Though the woman was Italian, we were surprised to find that she displayed a wugget in the shower.

by Jer Ber Jones June 11, 2006

wedge

The act of penetrating the vagina just once and then pulling out again. This can also be known as "wedging", not really sure why anyone would do it but I hear its been done.

- "Yo dog I round big Cassie's last night, we had this sick as wedge"
- "You wedged her you pussy! Youd practically wiped your feet on the welcome matt, what the fuck where you thinking, fucking wedger"

by jodie taylor07 April 12, 2007

wedge

to fuck/have sexual intercourse with a person (or object)

i'd sure love to wedge catrina.

by zee December 28, 2003

double wedge

the double wedge was discovered inside a local massachusetts cvs. basically it happens to abnormally obese people who walk like pimps. it can only happen if they are wearing shorts. the shorts, which turn into booty shorts, ride very high into the crotch region...and also ride so far up the butt you can no longer see the seam of the mentioned botty shorts/hotpants. the shorts basically give a frontal and rear wedge. frightening.

"that man is really fat and his booty shorts are giving him a really bad double wedge"

by Robin Mitchell July 24, 2006

wadget

a small sack of something. usually weed.

hey holmes, you got anything to smoke on.

yeah, i got this little wadget here.

well fire that shit up.

word son. you got a light?

by 427er December 14, 2006

widget factory

(noun) An often derogatory term associated with a workplace philosophy where raw productivity is considered paramount.

In a "Widget Factory" workplace, metrics are everything and ideas are nothing. A "great employee" would be someone who produces the most widgets per hour. This mindset is closely tied to Taylorism; a production-oriented work philosophy from the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Dave, your workplace isn't a widget factory--if you don't know how to charm your boss and get noticed, working your tail end off won't get you ahead.

by TexasBard June 28, 2017