Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=
Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.
Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.
Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
by TheguynamedToby February 22, 2014
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A person who can just sit back and let men on this site disgrace their sex by writing demented and fantastically unintelligent definitions of "the woman".
Here some pearls of wisdom written by men about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"Useless stuff around a vagina"
"An object - not unlike a toaster"
"Inferior lesser sex"
"Cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"Superficial illogical stupid money-grabbing creature of hate"
"Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"Useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A mobile sperm bank and dishwasher"
To those man-ish things that post shit like that: You are the best arguments for radical feminism and abortion. You prove that misogyny, sexism, male machismo, male stupidity, and misanthropy are real. ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed master class.
A question to all women: Why don't you stand up to this? Why do you keep writing positive things about them? How can you live with them and bear their evil spawn when you know that they HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH?
A person who can just sit back and let men on this site disgrace their sex by writing demented and fantastically unintelligent definitions of "the woman".
Here some pearls of wisdom written by men about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"Useless stuff around a vagina"
"An object - not unlike a toaster"
"Inferior lesser sex"
"Cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"Superficial illogical stupid money-grabbing creature of hate"
"Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"Useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A mobile sperm bank and dishwasher"
To those man-ish things that post shit like that: You are the best arguments for radical feminism and abortion. You prove that misogyny, sexism, male machismo, male stupidity, and misanthropy are real. ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed master class.
A question to all women: Why don't you stand up to this? Why do you keep writing positive things about them? How can you live with them and bear their evil spawn when you know that they HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH?
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
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Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
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