Wikstracted

Due to the massive amount of links on a Wikipedia page there will always be someting more interesting to click on, leading to a random chain of pages completely off topic from the orignal page.

I was going to write my essay on Thermodynamics when i got wikstracted, ended up spending half an hour reading about paper clips.

by Wikiddd May 8, 2011

wikitellectual

A person who gets most of their knowledge from Wikipedia or other Wiki sources.

Today's college students have a tendency toward being wikitellectuals rather than true intellectuals.

I can always tell my good students from my wikitellectuals, their bibliographies actual include a book or two!

by docroc March 19, 2014

wicket tongue

when you trace words (such as the alphabet) on someones clit area, or someones tip.

Krista: Tommy branded me last night.
Lisa: What? how?
Krista: He wicket tongued me and then made me tell him what he wrote.

by JadenComma March 31, 2014

Wike Mest

Midlands slang for being very drunk! So drunk you can no longer stand up, see or talk clearly. Being this drunk often leads to a 2 day hangover.

Failed my exam today. Need to get wike mest tonight.

by Sidewinder June 17, 2016

WineTMI

When an individual drinks too much wine and shares TOO MUCH INFORMATION with the people they are drinking with

While sharing several bottles of wine with Amy, she def had WineTMI after she confessed contracting herpes from an affair with our married neighbor!

by clock cleaner February 7, 2018

Wifette

A non-pretentious word for future wife. (Replaces fiancé)

The wifette and I just made dinner plans.

by Jesse1220 February 9, 2018

Wokethest

Literally so woke you're woker than the wokest, so you're wokethest

I am the wokethest

by Thewokethest May 27, 2018