Who is Candis

Dont ask who Candis is

Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?

by Doctor Joe Mama June 3, 2021

Who Raised You

A rhetorical question said by someone to somebody else who does dumb shit or to a person with no home training often pronounced with a southern accent and emphasized raised.

Mark you left the toilet seat up, who raised you?

by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021

Who’s your Purple?

Purple is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you’ve put them through a lot.

“So who’s your purple?”, “you’re my purple Tehilla.”

by Aaron Merc April 13, 2023

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.

Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview

by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020

who be dat

Normaly asked when questioning some one at the front door or on the phone.

George: Did you hear the door bell ring?

Adam: Ya, who be dat?

by Digger September 21, 2005

who dis?

1. A phrase used by people getting texts from unknown numbers.
2. A way to reject people by making it look like a mistake.
3. A way to ask people who they are.

1. Them: Hey Tom! Great work on your science project! We'll totally win the science fair!
You: Who dis?
2. Him: Hey baby! It's me, John from the bar! Wanna smash tonight?
Her: Who dis?
3. Them: Hey, is this Andrew's number?
You: Who dis?

by Denneisk November 9, 2017

who gives a fuck

What you say when you realize that opinions are like assholes - most stink. I'm listening to Party All the Time right now, who gives a fuck? I'm drinking soda and water at the same time, who gives a fuck? I like wearing leather jackets and turtlenecks, who gives a fuck? Not me, not you, nobody gives a flying shit. If I wanna eat macaroni with hot dogs in it and dip my chicken fingers in coke, who gives a flying fuck? I'm gonna do it anyway, and I don't give a fuck if some neckbeard peasant wants to try to shit on me for it! I don't give a fuck! Who gives a fuck? Not me, not you!

PS, if you have so much time on your hands that you DO give a fuck, please seek psychological help by calling the mental health hotline at 800-950-6264. Or not. Who gives a fuck what you do? Not me, not you!

I'm gonna dip chicken fingers in coke, all the while vibing to Party All the Time - who gives a fuck?

by Torelli_5150 November 27, 2020