whateverthefuck

The response given when a friend or group of friends is making derogatory remarks about a recent conquest, and you are in no positon to defend yourself.

Martin: Hey, John, rememeber last night when you got with the rank fat bitch with stubble and cauliflower ears?
You gonna call her? Hahahaha!
John(hungover): Whateverthefuck.

by Johnny_no_name April 6, 2005

ya whatever man

a versatile phrase used in a couple possible situations:
1. A comeback to a comment you don't care much about
2. A comeback to an insult showing you're stone cold and are immune to insults of poor prose
3. omgwtfbbq

1. AppleGeek1337: Hey Ian, did you know Apple is coming out with an iPhone next 1st quarter 2007 thats going to send the earth out of orbit with its greatness?

RightWingBich_mann_: Ya whatever man

2. Refugee: yo PLove you're full of shit

PLove: Ya whatever man

3. fucking_idiot1085: teh OMGWTFBBQ!!1

anySanePerson0741: Ya whatever man

by pavonismons December 21, 2006

Whatever

commonly used when someone is very pissed off at someone else, and doesn't wanna say anything and the other person automatically says are you mad at me?

(texting)
Me: I'm in a bad mood. nothing makes sense right now.
Person 1: Boo hoo! the world revolves around you.
me: whatever. I have to go. take a shower or do anything else.
Person 1: are you mad at me?
me: *silence*
Person 1: I'm sorry I didn't mean it!

by Rea=P December 16, 2008

boo hoo whatever

Used in conversation to express an unsympathetic demeanor.

Boy: I feel sad. It's like we're breaking up.
Girl: Boo hoo whatever

by Liz I. and Wendy L. March 26, 2007

Or Whatever

Sentence enhancer used to show nonchalantness, it is usually placed at the end of a sentence.

Hey, sexy lady, would you like to catch a movie later on or whatever?

Alright, give me a call later on or whatever.

by 6 inches long October 17, 2010

whatever floats your boat

This means whatever turns you on, interests you, suits you, something you like, your preference or choice

e.g. Q. 'Would you like to go skiing?' A. 'Whatever floats your boat' (your choice or preference)

e.g. Statement 'I prefer boys to girls'; Response 'I just like girls but whatever floats your boat is fine with me'.

by JacktheDog February 6, 2010

It's whatever

something not worth worrying about
nothing important
something that is beyond ones control
see shit happens

Lauren: "So duda, how do hard do you think that anatomy test will be?"
Duda: "ahh It's whatever"

Lauren: "So Avery, are you excited for prom!"
Avery: "It's whatever..."

by Alex Duda April 3, 2008